1 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:26,770 [Pop country song Hello Vietnam by Johnny Wright, background] 2 00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:33,700 ♪ America has heard the bugle call 3 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:41,620 ♪ And you know it involves us one and all 4 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:50,460 ♪ I don't suppose that war will ever end 5 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:58,180 ♪ There's fighting that will break us up again 6 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:06,060 ♪ Good-bye, my darling Hello, Vietnam 7 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:14,280 ♪ I'm here to take a battle to be won 8 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:22,620 ♪ Kiss me good-bye And write me while I'm gone 9 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:31,210 ♪ Good-bye, my sweetheart Hello, Vietnam♪ 10 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:38,800 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 11 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,060 You will speak only when spoken to. 12 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:45,810 The first and last words out of your sewers will be ♪ Sir!♪ 13 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:47,900 Do you maggots understand? 14 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,530 Sir, yes, sir! 15 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,750 I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 16 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,540 [Louder] Sir, yes, sir! 17 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:58,660 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 18 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:03,500 ...you will be a weapon, a minister of death, praying for war. 19 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,460 But until that day, you are pukes! 20 00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:09,130 The lowest form of life on Earth. 21 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:11,590 You are not even human fucking beings! 22 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,260 You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! 23 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,590 Because I am hard, you won't like me. 24 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:22,430 The more you hate me, the more you'll learn. 25 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,810 I am hard, but I am fair! 26 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,230 There is no racial bigotry here! 27 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,940 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 28 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,940 Here, you are all equally worthless! 29 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,240 My orders are to weed out non-hackers... 30 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,240 ...who do not pack the gear to be in my beloved Corps! 31 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,450 Do you maggots understand that? 32 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:44,130 Sir, yes, sir! 33 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,000 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 34 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,260 [Louder] Sir, yes, sir! 35 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:51,850 -What's your name, scumbag? -Sir, Private Brown, sir! 36 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,510 From now on you're Private Snowball! Like that name? 37 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:56,980 Sir, yes, sir! 38 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,680 There's one thing you won't like! 39 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,010 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 40 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:04,310 ...in my mess hall! 41 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:05,990 SNOWBALL: Sir, yes, sir! 42 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,930 Is that you, John Wayne? 43 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:09,310 Is this me? 44 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,730 HARTMAN: Who said that? 45 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:13,520 [Screams] Who the fuck said that? 46 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:17,290 Who's the slimy communist cocksucker down here... 47 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,530 ...who just signed his own death warrant? 48 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,740 Nobody, huh? 49 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,990 The fairy fucking godmother said it! 50 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:29,040 Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you die! 51 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:32,220 I will P.T. you until your assholes suck buttermilk! 52 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,880 -Was it you, you little fuck? -Sir, no, sir! 53 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:38,270 You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you! 54 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,600 Sir, no, sir! 55 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:41,090 Sir, I said it, sir! 56 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:45,470 Well, no shit. 57 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:49,180 What are you, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. 58 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,850 I admire your honesty. 59 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:55,020 I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister! 60 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,700 [Joker grunts] 61 00:03:56,730 --> 00:04:00,860 HARTMAN: You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! 62 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:03,160 You will not laugh or cry! 63 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,830 You will learn by the number! 64 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:08,080 HARTMAN: Get up! Get on your feet! 65 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:13,210 Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck! 66 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,550 Sir, yes, sir! 67 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:18,090 -Why did you join my beloved Corps? -Sir, to kill, sir! 68 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:20,060 -You're a killer! -Sir, yes, sir! 69 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,590 -Let me see your war face! -Sir! 70 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,050 You've got a war face? 71 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,860 [Hartman yells] 72 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,570 That's a war face! Let me see yours! 73 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,740 [Joker yells] 74 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:33,230 You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face! 75 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,110 [Joker yells louder] 76 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:38,530 -You don't scare me! Work on it! -Sir, yes, sir! 77 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:40,240 What's your excuse? 78 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,870 Sir, excuse, sir? 79 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:44,420 I'm asking the fucking questions, understand? 80 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,700 Sir, yes, sir! 81 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,490 Thank you! Can I be in charge for a while? 82 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:49,620 Sir, yes, sir! 83 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,710 Are you shook up? Nervous? 84 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,090 Sir, I am, sir! 85 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,580 Do I make you nervous? 86 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:56,050 -Sir! -Sir, what? 87 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,710 -Were you about to call me an asshole? -Sir, no, sir! 88 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:02,060 -How tall are you, Private? -Sir, 5'9", sir! 89 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:05,260 I didn't know they stacked shit that high! 90 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,930 -Trying to squeeze an inch in on me? -Sir, no, sir! 91 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:12,570 The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass... 92 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,440 ...and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! 93 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:19,910 -Where in hell are you from? -Sir, Texas, sir! 94 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:24,450 Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! 95 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:27,990 You don't look like a steer, so that narrows it down! 96 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,240 -Suck dicks? -Sir, no, sir! 97 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:32,830 -You a peter-puffer? -Sir, no, sir! 98 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:35,460 I bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 99 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:38,920 ...and not have the courtesy to give him a reach-around! 100 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:40,710 I'll be watching you! 101 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:46,130 -Your parents have children that lived? -Sir, yes, sir! 102 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,770 Bet they regret that! 103 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,600 You're so ugly you're a modern-art masterpiece! 104 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:53,530 -What's your name, fatbody? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir! 105 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,530 -Lawrence, what, of Arabia? -Sir, no, sir! 106 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,030 That name sounds like royalty! You royalty? 107 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,200 Sir, no, sir! 108 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,230 -You suck dicks? -Sir, no, sir! 109 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,330 Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 110 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,580 Sir, no, sir! 111 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:10,370 I don't like that name! Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! 112 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:13,340 -From now on you're Gomer Pyle! -Sir, yes, sir! 113 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:16,220 Think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Think I'm funny? 114 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,340 Sir, no, sir! 115 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:20,420 -Then wipe off that disgusting grin! -Sir, yes, sir! 116 00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:23,670 Any fucking time, sweetheart! 117 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,350 I'm trying, sir! 118 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:27,630 I'll give you three seconds... 119 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,020 ...exactly three fucking seconds... 120 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:32,470 ...to wipe off that stupid grin... 121 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:36,640 ...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! 122 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,900 One, two, three. 123 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:43,320 -Sir, I can't help it, sir! -Get on your knees, scumbag! 124 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,700 HARTMAN: Now choke yourself! 125 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,370 HARTMAN: Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts! 126 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,800 HARTMAN: Don't pull my hand over there! 127 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:58,330 I said choke yourself! Lean forward and choke yourself! 128 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:05,430 HARTMAN: Are you through grinning? PYLE: Sir, yes, sir! 129 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:07,380 Bullshit! I can't hear you! 130 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:09,690 Sir, yes, sir! 131 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,390 HARTMAN: Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair! 132 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,690 [Louder] Sir, yes, sir! 133 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,200 HARTMAN: That's enough. Get on your feet! 134 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,770 [Pyle gasping] 135 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:26,030 Pyle, square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 136 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,700 ...or I will definitely fuck you up! 137 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,910 Sir, yes, sir! 138 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,580 [Hartman chanting in cadence] 139 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,500 JOKER: Parris Island, South Carolina... 140 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,750 ...the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot. 141 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:49,930 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 142 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:53,820 HARTMAN: [Chanting in cadence] ♪ Mama and Papa were laying in bed!♪ 143 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:56,070 [Recruits repeat after Hartman] 144 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,930 ♪ Mama rolled over and this is what she said: 145 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,270 ♪ 'Oh, give me some... 146 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:06,230 ♪ '...P.T.!' 147 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:09,950 ♪ Good for you and good for me! 148 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,110 ♪ Mmm, good! 149 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,030 ♪ Up in the morning to the rising sun! 150 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:19,340 ♪ Gotta run all day... 151 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:21,040 ♪ ...till the running's done! 152 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,630 ♪ Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch! 153 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,800 ♪ Got the blueballs, crabs and the seven-year itch!♪ 154 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,270 [Hartman gives drill commands] 155 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,950 Left shoulder, hut! 156 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:01,510 What are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? 157 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,500 Sir, I don't know, sir! 158 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:07,510 Do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 159 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:08,640 Sir, no, sir! 160 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:11,760 You did that on purpose! You want to be different! 161 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,130 Sir, no, sir! 162 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,190 -What side was that? -Sir, left side, sir! 163 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:19,220 -Are you sure, Private Pyle? -Sir, yes, sir! 164 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,850 What side was that? 165 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,390 Sir, right side, sir! 166 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:26,100 Don't fuck with me again, Pyle! 167 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,190 Pick up your fucking cover! 168 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,940 Sir, yes, sir! 169 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,240 [Hartman gives drill commands] 170 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:04,060 Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles! 171 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:07,900 You will give your rifle a girl's name! 172 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:13,030 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! 173 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:18,110 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... 174 00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:21,740 ...through her pretty pink panties are over! 175 00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:24,580 You're married to this piece... 176 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,370 ...this weapon of iron and wood! 177 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,210 And you will be faithful! 178 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,630 HARTMAN: Prepare to mount! 179 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,430 Mount! 180 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:45,930 [Beds rattle and clang] 181 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:55,940 Pray! 182 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,780 RECRUITS: [In unison] ♪ This is my rifle. 183 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:01,950 ♪ There are many like it, but this one is mine. 184 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,910 ♪ My rifle is my best friend. 185 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,080 ♪ It is my life. 186 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:10,880 ♪ I must master it, as I must master my life. 187 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,380 ♪ Without me, my rifle is useless. 188 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,720 ♪ Without my rifle, I am useless. 189 00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:20,510 ♪ I must fire my rifle true. 190 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:24,970 ♪ I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 191 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:28,100 ♪ I must shoot him before he shoots me. 192 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,310 ♪ I will. 193 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,560 ♪ Before God I swear this creed. 194 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,360 ♪ My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 195 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,900 ♪ We are the masters of our enemy. 196 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,410 ♪ We are the saviors of my life. 197 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:42,960 ♪ So be it... 198 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:45,830 ♪ ...until there is no enemy, but peace. 199 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,160 ♪ Amen. ♪ 200 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,090 At ease! 201 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,170 Good night, ladies! 202 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:02,430 HARTMAN: Hit it! 203 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,220 Sir, yes, sir! 204 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:06,350 Right shoulder, hut! 205 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,020 This is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy! 206 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,610 Left shoulder, hut! 207 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:26,030 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle! 208 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,580 Port, hut! 209 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,420 Four inches from your chest, Pyle! 210 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:36,710 Four inches! 211 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:41,230 [Chanting in cadence] ♪ This is my rifle! This is my gun! 212 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,730 RECRUITS: ♪ This is for fighting! This is for fun! 213 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,970 ♪ This is my rifle! This is my gun! 214 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,740 ♪ This is for fighting! This is for fun!♪ 215 00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:51,060 [Cadenced chanting continues] 216 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,080 [Hartman chants] 217 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,450 HARTMAN: You're bouncing! 218 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,210 [Hartman continues chanting] 219 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,260 [Rhythmic drumbeat, background] 220 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,820 HARTMAN: Ten fucking seconds! 221 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,640 It should take you ten seconds to negotiate this obstacle! 222 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,850 Quickly, move it out! 223 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,820 No swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 224 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:43,150 ...until they get this obstacle down to less than ten fucking seconds! 225 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,990 [Rhythmic drumbeat continues] 226 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,380 [Cheering] 227 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,720 HARTMAN: Next two! Quickly! 228 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:11,510 Get over that goddamn obstacle! Move it! 229 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,230 HARTMAN: Private Joker, are you a killer? 230 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,290 Let me hear your war cry! 231 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,820 [Joker yells] 232 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,660 HARTMAN: Get your fat ass over there! 233 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,530 That's right, Private Pyle... 234 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,160 ...don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top! 235 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,680 If God wanted you up there, He'd have miracled your ass up there! 236 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,960 PYLE: Sir, yes, sir! 237 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,290 Get your fat ass up there! 238 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,560 What the hell's wrong with you? 239 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:47,090 If there was some pussy up there, you could get up there, couldn't you? 240 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,640 Sir, yes, sir! 241 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,820 HARTMAN: Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. 242 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,740 PYLE: Sir, yes, sir! 243 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,060 [Dramatic instrumental music, background] 244 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,690 One for the commandant! 245 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,980 One for the Corps! 246 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,690 Get up there! 247 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,820 Pull! 248 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,950 The Corps don't get theirs! Get up there, Pyle! 249 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,700 Pull! 250 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,490 Pull, Pyle, pull! 251 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,410 One pull-up, Pyle! Come on, pull! 252 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,920 You've got to be shitting me! Get your ass up there! 253 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:23,960 Do you mean to tell me you cannot do one single pull-up? 254 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:28,220 You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle! Get out of my face! 255 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,470 Get up there, Snowball. 256 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,780 HARTMAN: Get up here, fatboy! 257 00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:36,560 Quickly! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! 258 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:41,530 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? 259 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,320 Get up here! You're too slow! Move it! 260 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,650 Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! 261 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,820 That would break my fucking heart! 262 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,580 Quickly! Up and over! Up and over! 263 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:58,290 What in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? 264 00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,720 Get up and over! 265 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,540 Move it, move it! 266 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,500 HARTMAN: Are you quitting on me? 267 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,590 Well, are you? 268 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:11,180 Then quit, you slimy, fucking, walrus-Iooking piece of shit! 269 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,100 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 270 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:16,770 Get the fuck off of my obstacle! 271 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,230 Now! Move it! 272 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:24,770 I'm going to rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world! 273 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,730 I will motivate you, Private Pyle... 274 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:32,030 ...if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! 275 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,620 Pick 'em up and set 'em down, Pyle! 276 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,120 Quickly! Move it up! 277 00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:43,120 Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag, you piece of shit, Private Pyle? 278 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,590 Or did you have to work on it? 279 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,090 Move it up! 280 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,380 Quickly! Hustle up! 281 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:53,900 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, Private Pyle! 282 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,220 [Dramatic instrumental music, background] 283 00:16:56,350 --> 00:17:00,060 HARTMAN: Are you going to fucking die? Are you going to die on me? 284 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,730 Do it now! 285 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,560 Move it up! 286 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,020 Hustle it up! Quickly! 287 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,450 Feel dizzy? 288 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,000 [Pyle panting] 289 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,400 Faint? 290 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,840 Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on! 291 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,630 [Dramatic instrumental music continues] 292 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,330 HARTMAN: Quickly, ladies! Assholes and elbows! Move it out! 293 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,080 Get up! 294 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:38,470 [Wake-up trumpet call] 295 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,250 Reveille! Reveille! 296 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,670 HARTMAN: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! 297 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,530 Today is Sunday! Divine worship is 0800. 298 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,200 Get your bunks made and your uniforms on. 299 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,700 Police call in two minutes. 300 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,540 Private Cowboy, Private Joker. 301 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,310 Finish your bunks, then you two turds clean the head. 302 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,600 Sir, yes, sir! 303 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:13,100 I want that head so sanitary... 304 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:16,940 ...that the Virgin Mary could go in there and take a dump! 305 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,190 Sir, yes, sir! 306 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,390 Do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 307 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,100 Sir, no, sir! 308 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,390 [Banging] 309 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,230 Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! 310 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:32,000 Sir, the private said ♪ No, sir,♪ sir! 311 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:34,740 You little maggot! You make me want to vomit! 312 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:39,570 You communist heathen, sound off that you love the Virgin Mary... 313 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,910 ...or I'll stomp your guts out! 314 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,620 You love the Virgin Mary, don't you? 315 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,130 Negative, sir! 316 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,130 -Are you trying to offend me? -Sir, negative, sir! 317 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,430 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong! 318 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:57,380 And that you will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir! 319 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,360 Who's your squad leader? 320 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,530 JOKER: The private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir! 321 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,270 Private Snowball! 322 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:07,110 Private Snowball reporting, sir! 323 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:10,780 HARTMAN: You're fired! Private Joker is promoted to squad leader! 324 00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,190 Sir, aye, aye, sir! 325 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,490 HARTMAN: Disappear, scumbag! SNOWBALL: Sir, yes, sir! 326 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,110 Reporting as ordered, sir! 327 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,870 From now on Private Joker is your new squad leader and you bunk with him. 328 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,210 He'll teach you! 329 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,580 -He'll teach you how to pee! -Sir, yes, sir! 330 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,130 HARTMAN: Private Joker is ignorant but he's got guts, and guts is enough. 331 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,840 Now you ladies carry on. 332 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,300 Sir, aye, aye, sir! 333 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,310 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 334 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,980 [Military drumbeat, background] 335 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:50,350 Operating rod handle. 336 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,650 Operating rod guide. 337 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,480 And the left one over the right. 338 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,110 Right one over the left. 339 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,620 [Military drumbeat continues] 340 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:03,700 Left one over the right. 341 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,240 Right one over the left. 342 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,380 Just throw your other leg over. 343 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,420 [Pyle gasping] 344 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,350 JOKER: Pull the next one over and you're home free. 345 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,280 JOKER: Just throw it over. 346 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,860 [Pyle gasping] 347 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,410 JOKER: That'a boy. Just set it down. 348 00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,530 [Pyle gasping] 349 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,460 JOKER: Congratulations, Leonard. 350 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,880 You did it. 351 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,510 Fold the blanket and sheet back together. 352 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,180 Make a four-inch fold. 353 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,060 Got it? 354 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,560 You do it. 355 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,350 Right shoulder, hut! 356 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,690 Port, hut! 357 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:27,160 Order, hut! 358 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,500 [Military march music, background] 359 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,470 [Hartman gives drill commands] 360 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:59,020 HARTMAN: Square these weapons away. 361 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:07,200 HARTMAN: The deadliest weapon in the world... 362 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,160 ...is a Marine, and his rifle. 363 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,620 It is your killer instinct that must be harnessed... 364 00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:18,000 ...if you expect to survive in combat. 365 00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,420 Your rifle... 366 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,340 ...is only a tool. 367 00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:25,180 It is a hard heart that kills. 368 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:30,680 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 369 00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:33,770 ...you will hesitate at the moment of truth. 370 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,390 You will not kill. 371 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:38,650 You will become dead Marines. 372 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,190 And then you will be in a world of shit. 373 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:46,030 Because Marines are not allowed... 374 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:47,950 ...to die without permission! 375 00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:50,530 HARTMAN: Do you maggots understand? 376 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,370 Sir, yes, sir! 377 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:57,140 HARTMAN: [Chanting in cadence] ♪ I love working for Uncle Sam!♪ 378 00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:59,390 [Recruits repeat after Hartman] 379 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,090 ♪ Lets me know just who I am! 380 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:08,340 ♪ One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps! 381 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:14,350 ♪ One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps! 382 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:18,850 ♪ My Corps! Your Corps! 383 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:22,570 ♪ Our Corps! Marine Corps! 384 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,240 ♪ I don't know, but I've been told... 385 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,120 ♪ ...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! 386 00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:37,660 ♪ Mmm, good! Feels good! 387 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,540 ♪ Is good! Real good! 388 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,550 ♪ Tastes good! Mighty good! 389 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,550 ♪ Good for you! Good for me!♪ 390 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:51,140 HARTMAN: Trim 'em! 391 00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:55,810 HARTMAN: Toe-jam! 392 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,270 Pop that blister! 393 00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:11,530 HARTMAN: Jesus H. Christ! 394 00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,530 Private Pyle... 395 00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:17,920 -Why is your footlocker unlocked? -Sir, I don't know, sir! 396 00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:21,460 If there is one thing in this world I hate... 397 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:24,850 ...it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, right? 398 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,060 Sir, yes, sir! 399 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:30,230 Without dickheads like you, there'd be no thievery in the world! 400 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,480 Sir, no, sir! 401 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:32,510 Get down! 402 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:39,770 Now let's just see if there's anything missing! 403 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,020 HARTMAN: Holy Jesus! 404 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,320 What is that? 405 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,780 What the fuck is that? 406 00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:52,420 What is that, Private Pyle? 407 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,990 -Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir! -A jelly doughnut? 408 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:59,290 -Where did you get it? -From the mess hall, sir! 409 00:24:59,450 --> 00:25:02,460 -Is chow allowed in the barracks, Pyle? -Sir, no, sir! 410 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,680 Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private? 411 00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:06,930 Sir, no, sir! 412 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,090 -Why not, Private? -Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir! 413 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,860 Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle! 414 00:25:13,890 --> 00:25:15,360 Sir, yes, sir! 415 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,970 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker? 416 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:21,140 Because I was hungry, sir! 417 00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:23,310 Because you were hungry? 418 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,360 Private Pyle... 419 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,660 ...has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! 420 00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:37,870 I have tried to help him, but I have failed! 421 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:42,660 I have failed because you have not helped me! 422 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,130 HARTMAN: You people... 423 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:49,920 ...have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! 424 00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:55,640 From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up... 425 00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:58,050 ...I will not punish him. 426 00:25:58,510 --> 00:26:00,720 I will punish all of you! 427 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,410 And the way I see it, ladies... 428 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,270 ...you owe me for one jelly doughnut! 429 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,360 Get on your faces! 430 00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:11,900 Open your mouth! 431 00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:14,820 They're paying for it, you eat it! 432 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,570 HARTMAN: Ready, exercise! 433 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:20,800 RECRUITS: [Chanting in cadence] ♪ One, two, three, four! 434 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,950 ♪ I love the Marine Corps!♪ 435 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,790 [Cadenced chanting continues] 436 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,140 You really look like shit today. 437 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,110 Joker? 438 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,450 Everybody hates me now. 439 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,990 Even you. 440 00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:07,460 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 441 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:12,340 You just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble. 442 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:17,840 I can't do anything right. 443 00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:22,470 I need help. 444 00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:28,350 I'm trying to help you. 445 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,270 I'm really trying. 446 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,280 Tuck your shirt in. 447 00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:44,120 [Marines counting pushups] 448 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,730 [Suspenseful instrumental music, background] 449 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,750 [Pyle groaning and crying] 450 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:34,900 Do it. 451 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:48,910 COWBOY: Remember, it's just a bad dream, fatboy. 452 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,160 [Pyle sobbing] 453 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,940 [Hartman gives drill commands] 454 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,590 HARTMAN: Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies? 455 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,430 RECRUITS: [Shouting in unison] Semper fi, do or die! 456 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:44,010 Gung ho, gung ho! 457 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,680 HARTMAN: What makes the grass grow? 458 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:48,680 Blood, blood, blood. 459 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:51,560 HARTMAN: What do we do for a living, ladies? 460 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,520 Kill, kill, kill! 461 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,360 HARTMAN: I can't hear you! 462 00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:57,020 Kill, kill, kill! 463 00:30:57,310 --> 00:31:00,230 HARTMAN: Bullshit! I still can't hear you! 464 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,360 RECRUITS: Kill, kill, kill! 465 00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:06,150 HARTMAN: Do any of you know who Charles Whitman was? 466 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,370 None of you dumbasses knows? 467 00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:17,750 Sir, he shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir! 468 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,560 Charles Whitman killed 12 people... 469 00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:24,550 ...from a 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas... 470 00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:27,880 ...from distances of up to 400 yards. 471 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,810 HARTMAN: Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? 472 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:35,890 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir! 473 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:38,730 And do you know how far away he was? 474 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:42,270 Sir, it was far! From that book suppository building, sir! 475 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,830 [Recruits chuckle] 476 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,490 HARTMAN: Knock it off! 477 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:47,360 250 feet! 478 00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:51,490 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 479 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,840 He got off three rounds... 480 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,290 ...with an Italian bolt-action rifle in six seconds... 481 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,380 ...and scored two hits, including a head shot! 482 00:32:01,590 --> 00:32:02,850 Do any of you know where... 483 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,920 ...these individuals learned to shoot? 484 00:32:08,430 --> 00:32:10,300 Sir, in the Marines, sir! 485 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:14,360 In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals... 486 00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:17,680 ...showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do! 487 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,100 HARTMAN: Before you ladies leave my island... 488 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,730 ...you will all be able to do the same thing! 489 00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:28,650 [AII sing] ♪ Happy birthday to you 490 00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:38,080 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Jesus♪ 491 00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:45,670 Today... 492 00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,710 ...is Christmas! 493 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,640 There will be a magic show at 0930! 494 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,310 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 495 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:01,690 ...about how the free world will conquer Communism... 496 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:06,270 ...with the aid of God and a few Marines! 497 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:10,990 God has a hard-on for Marines... 498 00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:15,780 ...because we kill everything we see! 499 00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:18,620 He plays His games... 500 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,000 ...we play ours! 501 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:26,460 To show our appreciation for so much power... 502 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:29,630 ...we keep heaven packed... 503 00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:32,050 ...with fresh souls! 504 00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:36,850 God was here before the Marine Corps! 505 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,060 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 506 00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:44,190 ...but your ass belongs to the Corps! 507 00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:47,440 -Do you ladies understand? -Sir, yes, sir! 508 00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:49,820 I can't hear you! 509 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,700 Sir, yes, sir! 510 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,120 PYLE: It's been swabbed and brushed. 511 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,540 PYLE: Everything... 512 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 ...is clean. 513 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760 Beautiful. 514 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,260 So that it slides perfectly. 515 00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:20,180 Nice. 516 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,230 PYLE: Everything cleaned... 517 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:26,690 ...oiled. 518 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,530 So that your action is beautiful. 519 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:37,870 Smooth, Charlene. 520 00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:02,560 Leonard talks to his rifle. 521 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,950 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 522 00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:20,700 I think Leonard's a Section 8. 523 00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:26,920 COWBOY: It don't surprise me. 524 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,720 JOKER: I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister. 525 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:46,180 JOKER: What will you take in trade? 526 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,110 COWBOY: What do you got? 527 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,530 [Rifle shots] 528 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,410 Outstanding! 529 00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,580 We've finally found something you do well! 530 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:11,920 Sir, yes, sir! 531 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,880 What is your 6th general order? 532 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:21,180 Sir, to receive, obey and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... 533 00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:23,470 ...all orders... 534 00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,720 Sir, the 6th general... 535 00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:28,660 The private does not know, sir! 536 00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:31,650 You slimy scumbag, get down and give me 25! 537 00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:34,400 Sir, aye, aye, sir! 538 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,820 How many counts in that movement? 539 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,250 Sir, four, sir! 540 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,300 HARTMAN: Why look down in the chamber? 541 00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:48,500 Sir, to be sure the inspecting officer is not given a loaded weapon, sir! 542 00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:49,930 What's your 5th general order? 543 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,000 Sir, to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir! 544 00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:56,600 HARTMAN: What's this weapon's name? 545 00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:59,300 Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir! 546 00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:02,470 HARTMAN: Private, you are definitely born again hard. 547 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:06,180 I may even let you serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps. 548 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,230 Sir, yes, sir! 549 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:14,190 HARTMAN: [Chanting in cadence] ♪ I don't want no teenage queen!♪ 550 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,450 [Recruits repeat after Hartman] 551 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,110 ♪ I just want my M-14! 552 00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:24,740 ♪ If I die in the combat zone 553 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,120 ♪ Box me up and ship me home! 554 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,630 ♪ Pin my medals upon my chest! 555 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,260 ♪ Tell my mom I've done my best!♪ 556 00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:45,260 [Birds chirping] 557 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,640 JOKER: Graduation is only a few days away... 558 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:53,190 ...and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. 559 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:57,070 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 560 00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:03,120 The instructors are proud to see us growing beyond their control. 561 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,670 [Recruits yelling war cries] 562 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,370 JOKER: The Marine Corps does not want robots. 563 00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:10,200 The Marine Corps wants killers. 564 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,460 The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. 565 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,670 Men without fear. 566 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,960 Today... 567 00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:24,300 ...you people are no longer maggots. 568 00:38:26,010 --> 00:38:28,680 HARTMAN: Today, you are Marines. 569 00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:32,140 HARTMAN: You are part of a brotherhood. 570 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:36,770 From now on, until the day you die... 571 00:38:37,610 --> 00:38:39,230 ...wherever you are... 572 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,240 ...every Marine is your brother. 573 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:46,820 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 574 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:50,160 Some of you will not come back. 575 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,160 But always remember this: 576 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:54,830 Marines die. 577 00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:57,330 That's what we're here for! 578 00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:00,750 But the Marine Corps lives forever. 579 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:05,260 And that means you live forever! 580 00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:11,940 HARTMAN: Pickett? PICKETT: Sir, yes, sir! 581 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,740 HARTMAN: 0300, Infantry. 582 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:15,820 HARTMAN: Toejam? TOEJAM: Sir, yes, sir! 583 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:17,370 HARTMAN: 0300, Infantry. 584 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,450 HARTMAN: Adams? ADAMS: Sir, yes, sir! 585 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,650 1800, Engineers. You go out and find mines. 586 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,320 -Cowboy! -Sir, yes, sir! 587 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,580 HARTMAN: 0300, Infantry. 588 00:39:26,610 --> 00:39:28,840 HARTMAN: Taylor? TA YLOR: Sir, yes, sir! 589 00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:30,200 0300, Infantry. 590 00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:32,080 -Joker! -Sir, yes, sir! 591 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,510 HARTMAN: 4212... 592 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,210 ...Basic Military Journalism. 593 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,330 You must be shitting me! 594 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,600 You think you're Mickey Spillane? 595 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,810 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 596 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,170 Sir, I wrote for my high-school newspaper, sir! 597 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:48,050 Christ, you're not a writer, you're a killer! 598 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:49,560 A killer, yes, sir! 599 00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:50,890 HARTMAN: Gomer Pyle! 600 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,820 HARTMAN: Gomer Pyle! 601 00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,030 Sir, yes, sir! 602 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:57,890 HARTMAN: You forget your fucking name? 0300, Infantry. You made it. 603 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,570 JOKER: Our last night on the island. 604 00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:09,030 I draw fire watch. 605 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,120 [Suspenseful instrumental music, background] 606 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:15,010 Hi, Joker. 607 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,370 Are those... 608 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,750 ...live rounds? 609 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,630 7.62 millimeter. 610 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:52,880 [Magazine clicks] 611 00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:55,300 Full metal jacket. 612 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:10,440 Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us... 613 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,450 ...we'll both be in a world of shit. 614 00:42:18,490 --> 00:42:19,740 I am... 615 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,540 ...in a world... 616 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,420 ...of shit! 617 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,880 PYLE: Left shoulder, hut! 618 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,510 Right shoulder, hut! 619 00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,730 PYLE: Lock and load. 620 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,310 Order, hut! 621 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,030 ♪ This is my rifle! 622 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,950 ♪ There are many like it, but this one is mine.♪ 623 00:42:56,030 --> 00:42:58,200 [Pyle continues the prayer] 624 00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,750 HARTMAN: Get back in your bunks! 625 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,960 HARTMAN: What is this Mickey Mouse shit? 626 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:09,630 What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 627 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,010 Why is Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 628 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:16,090 Why is Pyle holding that weapon? 629 00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:19,640 Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? 630 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,930 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform you... 631 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:27,190 ...that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir! 632 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,150 [SIow instrumental music, background] 633 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,450 Now listen to me, Private Pyle... 634 00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,330 ...and listen good. 635 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,250 I want that weapon... 636 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,620 ...and I want it now! 637 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,630 Place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 638 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,590 ...and step back away from it. 639 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:01,760 [Pyle sighs] 640 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:06,390 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 641 00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:10,950 Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 642 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:12,520 [Rifle blasts] 643 00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:19,410 [Pyle sighs] 644 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:25,290 [Low-pitched, slow, dramatic instrumental music, background] 645 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:37,670 Easy, Leonard. 646 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,600 Go easy, man. 647 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:48,810 [Low-pitched, slow, dramatic instrumental music continues] 648 00:45:09,870 --> 00:45:12,170 [Joker screams, rifle blasts] 649 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:33,230 [Pop song These Boots Are Made For Walking begins, background] 650 00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:39,740 [Motorcycle engine rumbles] 651 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,940 HOOKER: Hey, baby. 652 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,610 You got girlfriend Vietnam? 653 00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,230 Not just this minute. 654 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,240 Well, baby, me so horny. 655 00:46:22,990 --> 00:46:24,410 Me so horny. 656 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,080 Me love you long time. 657 00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:29,710 You party? 658 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:31,290 Yeah, we might party. 659 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,080 -How much? -$15. 660 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,430 $15 for both of us? 661 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,550 No. Each you $15. 662 00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:41,130 Me love you long time. 663 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,760 Me so horny. 664 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,800 $15 too beaucoup. 665 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,900 $5 each. 666 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,390 Me suckee-suckee. 667 00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:51,770 Me love you too much. 668 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,770 $5 is all my mom allows me to spend. 669 00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,690 Okay! $10 each. 670 00:47:00,690 --> 00:47:02,150 What do we get for $10? 671 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,410 Everything you want. 672 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,030 -Everything? -Everything. 673 00:47:10,450 --> 00:47:14,290 Buddy, you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 674 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,460 Half of these gook whores are officers in the Viet Cong. 675 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,960 The other half have TB. 676 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,720 JOKER: Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough. 677 00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:31,930 [Thief grunting] 678 00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,770 [Joker grunts] 679 00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,850 [Motorcycle engine rumbles] 680 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,320 [Joker screams] 681 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:45,320 [These Boots Are Made For Walking continues, background] 682 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:48,700 [Propellors pelting] 683 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,560 That sucker really had some moves on him. 684 00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:24,480 You know what pisses me off about these people? 685 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,030 What? 686 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:29,860 We're helping them and they shit all over us. 687 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,910 I just can't feature that. 688 00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:35,040 Don't take it too hard. It's just business. 689 00:48:37,710 --> 00:48:40,380 I hate Da Nang. I want to go out into the field. 690 00:48:41,290 --> 00:48:45,670 I'm here three months and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 691 00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:49,260 You'd get wasted the first day and it would be my fault. 692 00:48:49,550 --> 00:48:51,430 A high-school girl could do my job. 693 00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:53,680 I want to get into the shit. 694 00:48:53,970 --> 00:48:55,640 I want some trigger time. 695 00:48:57,730 --> 00:49:02,150 If you get killed, your mom will find me and beat the shit out of me. 696 00:49:03,230 --> 00:49:04,610 That's a negative. 697 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:11,950 Let's keep it short and sweet. Anybody got anything new? 698 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:17,950 Rumor has it that the Tet ceasefire will be cancelled. 699 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,330 Rear echelon paranoia. 700 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:24,590 JOKER: Intelligence says Charlie might try something big during Tet. 701 00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:27,300 They say the same thing every year. 702 00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:29,390 There's a lot of talk about it. 703 00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,260 Don't lose any sleep over it. 704 00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:35,310 The Tet holiday is like July Fourth, Christmas and New Year in one. 705 00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:39,270 Every zipperhead in the North and South, will bang gongs... 706 00:49:39,430 --> 00:49:41,440 ...and bark at the moon. 707 00:49:43,270 --> 00:49:46,120 LOCKHART: Ann-Margret and entourage are due next week. 708 00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:49,290 I want someone to stick with her for a few days. 709 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,700 Rafterman, you take it. 710 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,990 Get some good low-angle stuff. 711 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,990 Don't be obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew. 712 00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:04,330 ♪ Diplomats in Dungarees. Marine engineers rebuild Dong Phuc villages...♪ 713 00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:07,920 Chili, if we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees. 714 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,100 If they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 715 00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:12,760 I'll make a note of it, sir. 716 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,480 ♪ N.V.A. Soldier Deserts After Reading Pamphlets.♪ 717 00:50:16,510 --> 00:50:20,350 ♪ An N.V.A. regular, who realized his side would lose... 718 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,240 ♪ ...deserted after reading Open Arms pamphlets.♪ 719 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,440 That's good, Dave. But why say, ♪ N.V.A. regular♪ ? 720 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,450 Is there an irregular? 721 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,530 LOCKHART: How about N.V.A. soldier? 722 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:31,780 I'll fix it. 723 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,710 LOCKHART: ♪ The Lawrence Welk Show♪ will be on TV in two weeks. 724 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,490 Dave, do 100 words on it. 725 00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:40,080 ♪ Not While We're Eating.♪ 726 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:45,170 ♪ N.V.A. learned not to interrupt meals of Marines on a search-and-destroy mission.♪ 727 00:50:45,630 --> 00:50:49,500 We have a new directive from M.A.F. on search and destroy. 728 00:50:50,010 --> 00:50:54,180 Substitute ♪ sweep and clear♪ in place of ♪ search and destroy.♪ 729 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,840 Got it? 730 00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:57,720 Got it. Very catchy. 731 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,640 And, Joker, where's the weenie? 732 00:51:01,770 --> 00:51:02,890 Sir? 733 00:51:03,230 --> 00:51:06,730 The kill. The grunts must have hit something. 734 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,690 Didn't see them. 735 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:12,690 I've told you, we run two basic stories here. 736 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,780 Grunts who buy toothbrushes and deodorant for gooks: 737 00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:18,870 ♪ Winning of Hearts And Minds.♪ 738 00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:22,540 And combat action resulting in a kill: ♪ Winning the War.♪ 739 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,330 You must have seen blood trails, drag marks? 740 00:51:27,130 --> 00:51:28,500 It was raining, sir. 741 00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:31,880 That's why God passed the law of probability. 742 00:51:32,170 --> 00:51:35,010 Rewrite it with a happy ending, say, one kill. 743 00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:37,720 A sapper or an officer. Which? 744 00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:39,470 Whichever you say. 745 00:51:39,890 --> 00:51:42,060 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 746 00:51:42,470 --> 00:51:44,560 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 747 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,770 [Marines chuckle] 748 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,480 You'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad? 749 00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:54,580 In case you didn't know, this is not a popular war. 750 00:51:54,610 --> 00:51:57,070 Our job is to report the news that the... 751 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,660 ...♪ why-are-we-here♪ civilian newsmen ignore. 752 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:03,330 Maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 753 00:52:04,410 --> 00:52:07,390 You could find more blood trails and drag marks. 754 00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:08,680 [Marines chuckle] 755 00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:12,380 I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much. 756 00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:15,550 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 757 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:19,090 My present duties keep me where I belong: 758 00:52:19,430 --> 00:52:21,100 In the rear with the gear. 759 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,930 [Pop rock song Chapel of Love begins, background] 760 00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:31,520 JOKER: Tet. The Year of the Monkey. 761 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,480 Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve. 762 00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:39,780 Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 763 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,120 [Joker yawns] 764 00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:52,210 I am fucking bored to death, man. 765 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,380 I have to get back in the shit. 766 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:58,630 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 767 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:04,110 Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose... 768 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:05,360 [Marines laugh] 769 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,060 ...then ask for seconds. 770 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,140 Listen up, pilgrim. 771 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:13,950 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine! 772 00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:15,530 [Marines laugh] 773 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,910 Joker thinks the bad bush is between old mama-san's legs. 774 00:53:20,410 --> 00:53:21,990 He's never been in the shit. 775 00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:25,120 Hard to talk about. Like on Hastings. 776 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:29,160 You weren't on Operation Hastings. You weren't even in country. 777 00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:33,670 Eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish-American poge! 778 00:53:34,090 --> 00:53:37,210 I was there! I was in the shit with the grunts. 779 00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:40,760 Don't listen to Payback's bullshit, Rafterman. 780 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,430 JOKER: Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 781 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,400 PA YBACK: You listen to Joker. 782 00:53:47,430 --> 00:53:48,430 He knows ti ti. 783 00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,020 Very little. 784 00:53:50,850 --> 00:53:54,110 He's never been in the shit 'cause he ain't got the stare. 785 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,520 The 1,000-yard stare. 786 00:53:57,530 --> 00:54:00,360 A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit too long. 787 00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,990 It's like, it's like you've really seen beyond. 788 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,590 PA YBACK: I got it. 789 00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:09,540 All field Marines got it. And you'll have it, too. 790 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,410 I will? 791 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,590 STOKE: How do you stop five blacks from raping a white chick? 792 00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:18,430 Fuck you. 793 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:20,230 STOKE: Throw them a basketball. 794 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,840 [Marines laugh] 795 00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:23,930 [Gunshots in distance] 796 00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:26,260 DA VE: Incoming. 797 00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:30,140 CHILl: They're outgoing! 798 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,280 DA VE: That ain't outgoing! CHILl: That ain't outgoing! 799 00:54:35,310 --> 00:54:37,230 DA VE: Now what'd I just say? 800 00:54:40,990 --> 00:54:42,530 [Sirens blare] 801 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:55,040 [Chaotic shouting] 802 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:58,800 [Sirens blare] 803 00:55:15,850 --> 00:55:17,770 I hope they're just fucking with us. 804 00:55:18,270 --> 00:55:19,900 I ain't ready for this shit. 805 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,790 [Machine gun blasts] 806 00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:15,710 OFFICER: Cease fire! 807 00:56:26,170 --> 00:56:27,380 OFFICER: Cease fire! 808 00:56:39,190 --> 00:56:40,610 LOCKHART: The enemy... 809 00:56:41,270 --> 00:56:43,280 ...has very deceitfully... 810 00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:46,240 ...taken advantage of the ceasefire... 811 00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:49,530 ...to launch an offensive all over the country. 812 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:53,540 So far, we've had it pretty easy here. 813 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:56,410 But we seem to be the exception. 814 00:56:57,540 --> 00:57:01,710 Charlie has hit every military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 815 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:03,550 In Saigon... 816 00:57:04,050 --> 00:57:08,190 ...the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 817 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,520 [Surprised reactions from marines] 818 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:13,350 Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. 819 00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:18,020 We have reports that a division of N.V.A... 820 00:57:18,230 --> 00:57:21,980 ...has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. 821 00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:26,150 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 822 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,950 ...the civilian press are wetting their pants... 823 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,280 ...and even Cronkite is going to say the war is now unwinnable. 824 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,040 In other words... 825 00:57:36,910 --> 00:57:40,750 ...it's a huge shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite. 826 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:48,800 Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming? 827 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,840 [Marines laugh] 828 00:57:55,510 --> 00:57:57,770 You go straight up to Phu Bai. 829 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:01,140 Captain January will need you. 830 00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:03,690 Yes, sir. 831 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:07,150 LOCKHART: And you take off that damn button. 832 00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:10,820 LOCKHART: You can't get killed wearing a peace symbol. 833 00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:14,950 Permission to go with Joker. 834 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,370 Granted. 835 00:58:18,410 --> 00:58:20,790 Sir, permission not to take Rafterman. 836 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,620 You still here? 837 00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:26,670 Vanish ricky-tick and take Rafterman with you. 838 00:58:27,550 --> 00:58:28,800 You're responsible for him. 839 00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:37,810 [Propellors pelting] 840 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,660 [Machine gun blasts] 841 00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:14,470 DOOR GUNNER: Get some! Get some! 842 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,530 Get some, baby! 843 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:46,040 I've got you, mother! 844 00:59:51,710 --> 00:59:54,760 DOOR GUNNER: Anyone who runs is a VC. 845 00:59:55,430 --> 00:59:57,470 Anyone who stands still... 846 00:59:58,260 --> 01:00:00,350 ...is a well-disciplined VC. 847 01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:06,100 DOOR GUNNER: You guys ought to do a story about me. 848 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:10,480 Why should we do a story about you? 849 01:00:11,230 --> 01:00:13,070 'Cause I'm so fucking good! 850 01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:15,150 That ain't no shit neither. 851 01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:19,780 I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed. 852 01:00:20,490 --> 01:00:22,410 And 50 water buffaloes, too. 853 01:00:23,410 --> 01:00:24,870 Them are all certified. 854 01:00:26,370 --> 01:00:28,920 Any women or children? 855 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,670 Sometimes. 856 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:35,130 How can you kill women and children? 857 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:37,590 Easy. 858 01:00:38,130 --> 01:00:40,010 You just don't lead them so much. 859 01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:42,060 [Door gunner laughs] 860 01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:43,520 Ain't war hell? 861 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,690 JOKER: We want to get in the shit. 862 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,900 MASTER SERGEANT: Down the road. Two-five. 863 01:01:24,930 --> 01:01:27,060 JOKER: Outstanding! Thanks. 864 01:01:55,630 --> 01:01:58,420 We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 865 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,260 I got a bro named Cowboy. 866 01:02:00,510 --> 01:02:01,890 You people one-one? 867 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,850 No, sir. We're reporters for ♪ Stars and Stripes.♪ 868 01:02:06,510 --> 01:02:08,270 I'm Cowboy's platoon commander. 869 01:02:08,730 --> 01:02:11,310 He's just down the road in the platoon area. 870 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,070 May we tag along, sir? 871 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,770 No problem. Welcome aboard. 872 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,240 I'm Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski. 873 01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:20,860 They call me Mr. Touchdown. 874 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,370 I played ball for Notre Dame. 875 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,950 You here to make Cowboy famous? 876 01:02:27,370 --> 01:02:28,830 Never happen, sir. 877 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,710 If you came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 878 01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:36,290 We got Condition Red and we expect rain. 879 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,090 Outstanding. We taking care of business? 880 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,520 The N.V.A. are dug in deep. 881 01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:45,970 Hotel Company is working this side of the river, house by house. 882 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:50,930 Charles has his shit together, but we're still getting some decent kills. 883 01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:54,730 We heard the N.V.A. executed a lot of gook civilians. 884 01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,820 Affirmative. 885 01:02:57,190 --> 01:03:00,820 I saw bodies half a klick this side of the canal. 886 01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:02,110 Can you show me where? 887 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:12,370 [SIow, dramatic instrumental music, background] 888 01:03:30,220 --> 01:03:32,640 JOKER: The dead have been covered with lime. 889 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,100 The dead know only one thing: 890 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,400 It is better to be alive. 891 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,280 [SIow, dramatic instrumental music continues] 892 01:03:46,620 --> 01:03:47,990 Excuse me. 893 01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:50,870 -Good morning, Lieutenant. -Good morning. 894 01:03:50,990 --> 01:03:53,870 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 895 01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:56,010 What outfit are you with? 896 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,000 We're from ♪ Stars and Stripes.♪ 897 01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:02,210 I'm Sergeant Joker and this photographer is Rafterman. 898 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,050 I'm Lt. Cleves. Hartford, Connecticut. 899 01:04:05,590 --> 01:04:07,270 Have you got a body count, sir? 900 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,300 Twenty. 901 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,180 How did it happen, sir? 902 01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:13,890 The N.V.A. came in with a list of gook names: 903 01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:18,900 Government officials, policemen, ARVN officers, teachers. 904 01:04:19,980 --> 01:04:24,280 They asked them, real polite, to report the next day for political re-education. 905 01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,780 Everybody who turned up got shot. 906 01:04:28,370 --> 01:04:29,780 Some they buried alive. 907 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,540 What is that button on your body armor? 908 01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:40,310 A peace symbol, sir. 909 01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:43,390 COLONEL: Where did you get it? JOKER: I don't remember, sir. 910 01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:45,130 What is written on your helmet? 911 01:04:45,510 --> 01:04:46,760 ♪ Born to Kill,♪ sir. 912 01:04:47,090 --> 01:04:50,190 You put ♪ Born to Kill♪ on your helmet and wear a peace button. 913 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,350 -Is that some kind of sick joke? -No, sir. 914 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,930 Well, what does it mean? 915 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,530 -I don't know, sir. -You don't know very much. 916 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:01,830 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will shit on you! 917 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:02,730 Yes, sir! 918 01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:05,610 Answer my question or you'll stand tall before the Man. 919 01:05:06,610 --> 01:05:10,240 -I was referring to the duality of man, sir. -The what? 920 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,780 The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. 921 01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,540 -Whose side are you on? -Our side, sir. 922 01:05:16,790 --> 01:05:18,680 -Don't you love your country? -Yes, sir. 923 01:05:18,710 --> 01:05:22,630 Then get with the program. Jump on the team and come in for the big win. 924 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,050 Yes, sir. 925 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:28,220 I ask that my Marines obey my orders as they would the word of God. 926 01:05:28,930 --> 01:05:32,070 We are helping the Vietnamese, because inside every gook... 927 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:34,180 ...is an American trying to get out. 928 01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:36,560 It's a hardball world, son. 929 01:05:36,890 --> 01:05:39,600 We must keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 930 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,080 Aye, aye, sir. 931 01:05:42,110 --> 01:05:43,940 [Plane engine roars] 932 01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:56,010 JOKER: We're looking for First Platoon, Hotel two-five. 933 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,750 MARINE: Around the back. 934 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:04,880 [Rock and roll music plays on radio] 935 01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:08,630 JOKER: First Platoon? MARINE: Through there. 936 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:15,060 [Rock and roll music continues on radio] 937 01:06:33,110 --> 01:06:34,280 Hey, Lone Ranger. 938 01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:40,370 Holy shit! 939 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:48,980 What's happening? 940 01:06:49,010 --> 01:06:52,260 I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit! 941 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:54,800 What's happening? 942 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,390 Just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX. 943 01:06:59,270 --> 01:07:00,640 Why go back? 944 01:07:00,930 --> 01:07:02,480 Here or there, samey-same. 945 01:07:02,690 --> 01:07:04,450 -Been getting any? -Only your sister. 946 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,900 Better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 947 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,940 Hey, you hogs, listen up! 948 01:07:11,990 --> 01:07:15,420 This is my bro, Joker, from the island. And this is... 949 01:07:15,450 --> 01:07:17,420 -Rafterman. -Rafterman. 950 01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:20,080 They're from ♪ Stars and Stripes.♪ You'll be famous. 951 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:21,880 [Greetings exchanged] 952 01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:25,670 ANIMAL MOTHER: We're the Lusthog squad, the lifetakers and heartbreakers. 953 01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:29,210 We shoot holes in them and fill them with lead. 954 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,630 [Rock and roll music continues on radio] 955 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,430 Are you a photographer? 956 01:07:38,970 --> 01:07:40,810 I'm a combat correspondent. 957 01:07:42,430 --> 01:07:44,280 You seen much combat? 958 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,310 [Lusthog Marines laugh] 959 01:07:47,610 --> 01:07:49,820 I've seen a little on TV. 960 01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:52,360 [Lusthog Marines laugh harder] 961 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,200 You're a real comedian. 962 01:07:58,370 --> 01:08:00,160 Well, they call me the Joker. 963 01:08:00,490 --> 01:08:02,250 [Lusthog Marines laugh] 964 01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:04,040 Well, I've got a joke for you. 965 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,330 I'm going to tear you a new asshole. 966 01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:12,590 Well, pilgrim... 967 01:08:13,550 --> 01:08:16,840 ...only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit! 968 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,390 [Lusthog Marines laugh and applaud] 969 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:25,600 You talk the talk. 970 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,020 Do you walk the walk? 971 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:36,200 You might not believe it... 972 01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:40,490 ...but under fire, Animal Mother is a truly fine human being. 973 01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:45,210 He just needs grenades thrown at him the rest of his life. 974 01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:49,130 [Rock and roll music continues on radio] 975 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,300 Jungle bunny. Thank God for the sickle cell, huh? 976 01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:59,430 Yeah, Mother. 977 01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:02,680 Hey, photographer! 978 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,100 CRAZY EARL: Want to take a good picture? 979 01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:10,770 Take this. 980 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:21,780 This...is my bro. 981 01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:30,670 [Lusthog Marines chuckle] 982 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:33,710 This is his party. 983 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,170 He's the guest of honor. 984 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,720 Today is his birthday. 985 01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:42,970 Happy birthday, zipperhead! 986 01:09:44,970 --> 01:09:46,560 I will never forget this day. 987 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:51,520 The day I came to Hue city and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. 988 01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,650 I really love the little Commie bastards. 989 01:09:57,150 --> 01:10:00,240 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 990 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,200 These are great days we're living! 991 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:09,210 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 992 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:13,210 These people we wasted here today... 993 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,340 ...are the finest people we will ever know. 994 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:23,090 Once we rotate back to the world, we'll miss not having anyone worth shooting. 995 01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:26,930 [Tank engine rumbles] 996 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,500 [Wind howling] 997 01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:02,540 Delta 6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 998 01:12:02,570 --> 01:12:04,450 [Tank engine rumbles] 999 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,830 We are receiving incoming fire from the ville. 1000 01:12:15,290 --> 01:12:16,960 The lieutenant is down. 1001 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,840 We'll stop and check out what's in front of us. 1002 01:12:25,430 --> 01:12:27,550 Okay, Lusthog squad, listen up! 1003 01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,530 We'll move up these two roads. 1004 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,020 I want the third team up this road. 1005 01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:36,070 First and second team behind me up this other road. 1006 01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:37,870 [Marines shout in agreement] 1007 01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:39,860 Let's go! Let's get it done! 1008 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,030 [SIow, dramatic drumbeat, background] 1009 01:13:42,090 --> 01:13:44,670 [SIow, dramatic drumbeat continues] 1010 01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:08,700 [Rapid machine gun shots] 1011 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,380 [Birds chirping] 1012 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,570 [Rapid machine gun shots] 1013 01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,660 [Rock and roll song Surfin Bird begins, background] 1014 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,750 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 1015 01:17:11,090 --> 01:17:14,090 Start the cameras. This is ♪ Vietnam: The Movie♪ ! 1016 01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:16,470 If Joker is John Wayne, I'm a horse! 1017 01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:19,440 -T.H.E. Rock can be a rock! -I'll be Ann-Margret! 1018 01:17:19,470 --> 01:17:21,530 Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo! 1019 01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,240 -I'll be General Custer! -Who'll be the Indian? 1020 01:17:24,270 --> 01:17:26,810 We'll let the gooks play the Indians! 1021 01:17:28,230 --> 01:17:30,810 [Surfin Bird continues, background] 1022 01:17:50,460 --> 01:17:52,340 [Gunfire in distance] 1023 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:06,810 You're going home now. 1024 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,610 Semper fi. 1025 01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:17,820 We're mean Marines, sir. 1026 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:23,370 Go easy, bros. 1027 01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:29,920 Better you than me. 1028 01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:36,210 At least they died for a good cause. 1029 01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:39,090 ANIMAL MOTHER: What cause was that? 1030 01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:42,720 RAFTERMAN: Freedom. 1031 01:18:43,850 --> 01:18:45,720 Flush out your head gear, New Guy. 1032 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,480 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 1033 01:18:52,350 --> 01:18:54,190 This is a slaughter. 1034 01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:58,440 If I get my balls blown off for a word... 1035 01:19:00,530 --> 01:19:02,360 ...my word is ♪ poontang.♪ 1036 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,950 Tough break for Hand Job. 1037 01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:12,420 He was set to get shipped out on a medical. 1038 01:19:14,790 --> 01:19:16,210 What was wrong with him? 1039 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:21,220 He was jerking off ten times a day. 1040 01:19:23,590 --> 01:19:26,350 It's no shit. At least ten times a day. 1041 01:19:28,890 --> 01:19:33,230 Last week he was sent to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 1042 01:19:34,730 --> 01:19:37,770 The crazy fucker jerks off in the waiting room. 1043 01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:40,940 Instant Section 8. 1044 01:19:42,610 --> 01:19:45,070 He was waiting for his papers to clear division. 1045 01:19:48,370 --> 01:19:49,410 Ready? 1046 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,750 Turnover. 1047 01:19:52,790 --> 01:19:54,790 Hue city interviews. Roll 34. 1048 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,960 [Tank engines humming] 1049 01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,470 This is a major city, so we have to assault with... 1050 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,260 ...tanks in the streets. 1051 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,390 They send us in first squad... 1052 01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,520 ...to make sure there are no little, uh... 1053 01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:15,570 ...Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 1054 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:20,230 So we roll the tanks in and basically, blow the place to hell. 1055 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,110 When we're in Hue, in Hue city... 1056 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,990 ...it's like a war, you know. 1057 01:20:29,490 --> 01:20:33,960 Like what I thought about, what I thought a war was supposed to be. 1058 01:20:36,370 --> 01:20:37,920 There's the enemy, kill them. 1059 01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:41,840 There's no question about it. We're the best. 1060 01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:46,760 It's bullshit about Air Cav. When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 1061 01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:49,350 They call Mother Green and her killing machine! 1062 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,810 Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? 1063 01:20:54,230 --> 01:20:57,270 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 1064 01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:59,650 Can I quote L.B.J.? 1065 01:21:02,070 --> 01:21:03,820 ♪ I will not send... 1066 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:08,210 ♪ ...American boys 10,000 miles around the world... 1067 01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:11,490 ♪ ...to do a job Asian boys should be doing for themselves.♪ 1068 01:21:14,290 --> 01:21:15,580 Personally, I think... 1069 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,920 ...they don't want to be involved in this war. 1070 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,590 I think they sort of... 1071 01:21:23,090 --> 01:21:27,430 ...took away our freedom and gave it to the gooks. They don't want it. 1072 01:21:28,470 --> 01:21:30,260 They'd rather be alive than free. 1073 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,310 Poor dumb bastards. 1074 01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:36,850 The ones I'm fighting at are some pretty... 1075 01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,940 ...pretty bad boys. I'm not real, uh... 1076 01:21:41,770 --> 01:21:43,150 I'm not real keen on... 1077 01:21:44,030 --> 01:21:47,200 ...these fellows that are supposedly on our side. 1078 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,120 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 1079 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:58,420 We get killed for these people and they don't even appreciate it. 1080 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,540 They think it's a big joke. 1081 01:22:02,630 --> 01:22:03,750 If you ask me... 1082 01:22:05,130 --> 01:22:07,050 ...we're shooting the wrong gooks. 1083 01:22:07,510 --> 01:22:10,430 It depends. I'm here to take combat photos. 1084 01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:14,100 But if the shit gets too thick, I'll go to the rifle. 1085 01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:18,560 What do I think of America's involvement in the war? 1086 01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:20,150 I think we should win. 1087 01:22:21,230 --> 01:22:22,480 I hate Vietnam. 1088 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:26,940 There's not one horse in the whole country. 1089 01:22:27,940 --> 01:22:30,210 There's something wrong with that. 1090 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,960 [Cowboy chuckles] 1091 01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:33,990 If they'd send us more guys maybe... 1092 01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:37,200 ...and bomb the hell out of the North, they might give up. 1093 01:22:38,830 --> 01:22:41,250 I wanted to see ex otic Vietnam... 1094 01:22:41,710 --> 01:22:43,420 ...the jewel of Southeast Asia. 1095 01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:45,680 I wanted to meet... 1096 01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:49,930 ...interesting people of an ancient culture and kill them. 1097 01:22:51,220 --> 01:22:55,140 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 1098 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,020 [Moped engine hums] 1099 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,950 [Marines hoot and make sexual advances] 1100 01:23:20,210 --> 01:23:23,000 COWBOY: 'Morning, little schoolgirl. 1101 01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:25,220 I'm a little schoolboy, too. 1102 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:26,800 [Marines laugh] 1103 01:23:27,630 --> 01:23:30,730 COWBOY: What you got there? PIMP: Do you want No. 1 fuckee? 1104 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:31,980 MARINES: Oh, yeah! 1105 01:23:32,010 --> 01:23:34,640 COWBOY: Any of you boys want No. 1 fuckee? 1106 01:23:34,970 --> 01:23:37,730 JOKER: I'm so horny I can't even get a piece of hand! 1107 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:38,860 Me want suckee. 1108 01:23:38,890 --> 01:23:43,730 Suckee, fuckee, she give you everything you want. Long time. 1109 01:23:43,980 --> 01:23:46,520 COWBOY: Everything you want! All right! 1110 01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:47,980 How much, chief? 1111 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,400 $15 each. 1112 01:23:49,530 --> 01:23:50,990 MARINES: No! 1113 01:23:52,650 --> 01:23:54,610 COWBOY: $15 beaucoup money. 1114 01:23:55,570 --> 01:23:56,620 $5 each. 1115 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:58,580 Come on, she love you good. 1116 01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:01,160 Boom-boom long time. $10. 1117 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,550 COWBOY: $5. 1118 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:03,830 No, $10. 1119 01:24:04,170 --> 01:24:06,080 Trade you some ARVN rifles. 1120 01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:08,550 Never been fired and only dropped once. 1121 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,350 [Marines laugh] 1122 01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:12,220 Okay, $5. You give me. 1123 01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,590 [Marines cheer in agreement] 1124 01:24:15,970 --> 01:24:17,390 Let's get mounted. 1125 01:24:17,510 --> 01:24:20,310 [Hooker and pimp converse in Vietnamese] 1126 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,140 Something wrong, chief? 1127 01:24:24,390 --> 01:24:26,440 She says no boom-boom with you. 1128 01:24:26,610 --> 01:24:27,900 What the motherfuck? 1129 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:30,320 She says soul brother too beaucoup. 1130 01:24:32,530 --> 01:24:36,200 He's saying you black boys pack too much meat! 1131 01:24:36,450 --> 01:24:37,990 [Marines hoot] 1132 01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:40,740 Too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1133 01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:42,500 [Marines laugh] 1134 01:24:43,410 --> 01:24:46,540 She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 1135 01:24:47,330 --> 01:24:49,210 She say too beaucoup. Too beaucoup. 1136 01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:51,550 Excuse me, ma'am. 1137 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:56,510 What we have here is a magnificent... 1138 01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:59,300 ...specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 1139 01:24:59,930 --> 01:25:01,810 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 1140 01:25:03,350 --> 01:25:04,680 Okay. Okay. 1141 01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,480 Okay. Okay. 1142 01:25:11,150 --> 01:25:14,410 COWBOY: We need a batting order. ANIMAL MOTHER: I'm going first. 1143 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:17,630 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 1144 01:25:17,660 --> 01:25:20,410 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 1145 01:25:21,370 --> 01:25:23,620 [Marines mock Animal Mother] 1146 01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:27,710 Hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 1147 01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:30,710 EIGHTBALL: I don't want it after you! CRAZY EARL: Fuck you! 1148 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,670 [Gunfire in distance] 1149 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,680 JOKER: Intelligence passed the word down... 1150 01:26:06,710 --> 01:26:10,350 ...that during the night the N.V.A. pulled out of our area... 1151 01:26:10,380 --> 01:26:12,790 ...to positions across the Perfume River. 1152 01:26:13,550 --> 01:26:17,340 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 1153 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:23,140 [Gunfire continues in distance] 1154 01:26:39,650 --> 01:26:42,030 [Gunfire continues in distance] 1155 01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:52,130 Face outboard and take cover! Do it! 1156 01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,630 [Weapons clanking] 1157 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:05,970 [Doc Jay gasping] 1158 01:27:15,770 --> 01:27:17,780 DOC JA Y: He ain't going to make it. 1159 01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:30,960 COWBOY: Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 1160 01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:35,790 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 1161 01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:39,520 [Murphy responds on field radio] 1162 01:27:39,550 --> 01:27:41,380 Murph, this is Cowboy. 1163 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,970 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 1164 01:27:46,180 --> 01:27:47,260 Wait one. 1165 01:27:50,270 --> 01:27:54,230 You're senior NCO. Take charge and continue with the patrol. 1166 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:57,440 Call in at the next checkpoint. Over. 1167 01:27:58,110 --> 01:27:59,940 COWBOY: Roger. Understand. 1168 01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:04,320 [Cowboy breathes heavily] 1169 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,950 COWBOY: I'm squad leader. 1170 01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:14,170 JOKER: I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag. 1171 01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:19,420 DOC JA Y: He's dead. 1172 01:28:20,380 --> 01:28:22,470 [Cowboy breathes heavily] 1173 01:28:25,180 --> 01:28:27,510 [Tank engines hum in distance] 1174 01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:31,810 [Gunfire in distance] 1175 01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:08,640 [Gunfire continues in distance] 1176 01:29:08,850 --> 01:29:10,310 COWBOY: What's up? 1177 01:29:10,510 --> 01:29:13,020 We made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 1178 01:29:13,930 --> 01:29:15,600 See what you think. 1179 01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:20,480 I think we're here... 1180 01:29:22,070 --> 01:29:24,070 ...and we should be here. 1181 01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:27,570 We're here? 1182 01:29:28,870 --> 01:29:30,120 We should be here? 1183 01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:39,540 Fuck. 1184 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,510 What do you think? 1185 01:29:48,590 --> 01:29:50,470 I think we should change direction. 1186 01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:57,940 [Gunfire continues in distance] 1187 01:30:07,490 --> 01:30:08,950 We'll change direction. 1188 01:30:20,170 --> 01:30:21,590 JOKER: What's up? 1189 01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:23,380 Change in direction. 1190 01:30:24,590 --> 01:30:25,800 Are we lost? 1191 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:27,880 Joker, shut the fuck up! 1192 01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:30,800 COWBOY: Okay, listen up! 1193 01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:32,720 Can you hear me? 1194 01:30:33,890 --> 01:30:35,350 We're changing direction. 1195 01:30:35,930 --> 01:30:37,600 We're heading over that way. 1196 01:30:37,850 --> 01:30:40,270 Eightball's going to find a way through. 1197 01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,580 Got it? 1198 01:30:42,610 --> 01:30:44,020 [AII agree] 1199 01:30:44,650 --> 01:30:46,650 Eightball, let's dance. 1200 01:30:48,190 --> 01:30:49,950 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1201 01:31:11,050 --> 01:31:13,430 [Gunfire continues in distance] 1202 01:31:40,830 --> 01:31:42,010 [Gunshot] 1203 01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:43,830 [Eightball screams] 1204 01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:48,550 [Rapid machine gun shots] 1205 01:32:08,780 --> 01:32:10,280 COWBOY: Cease fire! 1206 01:32:10,490 --> 01:32:12,150 Cease fire, goddamn it! 1207 01:32:12,490 --> 01:32:14,880 Cool it, goddamn it! Cease fire! 1208 01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:16,490 [Marines shout] 1209 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:21,880 Listen up! Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1210 01:32:21,910 --> 01:32:24,220 MARINES: Did anybody see a sniper? 1211 01:32:24,250 --> 01:32:25,460 RAFTERMAN: Negative! 1212 01:32:25,580 --> 01:32:28,420 Save your ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! 1213 01:32:28,630 --> 01:32:30,230 [Eightball groans] 1214 01:32:30,260 --> 01:32:31,600 [Rapid gunfire] 1215 01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:34,050 COWBOY: No! Cease fire! Cease fire! 1216 01:32:34,430 --> 01:32:36,010 Animal, cease fire! 1217 01:32:36,260 --> 01:32:37,930 It's Sergeant Murphy. 1218 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,140 Cowboy. Over. 1219 01:32:40,270 --> 01:32:43,440 MURPHY: Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1220 01:32:43,940 --> 01:32:45,980 Receiving enemy sniper fire. 1221 01:32:46,350 --> 01:32:47,650 Eightball is down. 1222 01:32:47,770 --> 01:32:50,610 We're half a klick north of checkpoint No. 4. 1223 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:54,450 Possible strong enemy forces in front of us. 1224 01:32:54,780 --> 01:32:57,280 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1225 01:32:58,580 --> 01:33:00,260 MURPHY: Roger. Understand. 1226 01:33:00,290 --> 01:33:02,540 I'll see what I can do. Over. 1227 01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:04,580 Roger. Over and out. 1228 01:33:05,460 --> 01:33:06,630 COWBOY: Stay close. 1229 01:33:08,460 --> 01:33:12,260 Listen up! I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1230 01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:16,010 There may be strong enemy forces in those buildings. 1231 01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:18,440 I've requested tank support. 1232 01:33:18,470 --> 01:33:19,930 We'll sit tight... 1233 01:33:20,310 --> 01:33:23,180 ...but keep our eyes open. If they hit us... 1234 01:33:23,310 --> 01:33:25,310 ...we'll have to pull back fast. 1235 01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:26,780 [Eightball screams] 1236 01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:29,560 Goddamn it! Cease your fire, Mother! 1237 01:33:29,810 --> 01:33:31,160 Cease your fucking fire! 1238 01:33:31,190 --> 01:33:32,500 [Marines screaming] 1239 01:33:32,530 --> 01:33:34,160 DOC JA Y: We can't leave him! 1240 01:33:34,190 --> 01:33:36,490 We'll get him when the tank comes up. 1241 01:33:36,780 --> 01:33:39,160 He's hit three times! He can't wait! 1242 01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:43,790 That sniper's just trying to suck us in one at a time. 1243 01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:46,870 [Gunshot, Eightball screams] 1244 01:33:47,170 --> 01:33:48,850 Goddamn it! No! 1245 01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,350 [Rapid machine gun shots] 1246 01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:52,090 Goddamn it, cease fire! 1247 01:33:52,630 --> 01:33:55,480 DOC JA Y: Fuck this shit! I'm going in to bring him out! 1248 01:33:55,510 --> 01:33:57,810 COWBOY: Sit the fuck down, goddamn it! 1249 01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,930 [Rapid machine gun shots] 1250 01:34:14,650 --> 01:34:17,170 COWBOY: Okay, cease fire! He's there! 1251 01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:18,990 [Gunshots continue] 1252 01:34:28,540 --> 01:34:30,670 [Gunshot, Doc Jay screams] 1253 01:34:33,210 --> 01:34:34,710 Hold your fire! 1254 01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:36,210 Hold your fire! 1255 01:34:37,090 --> 01:34:39,470 COWBOY: You can't see the sniper! 1256 01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:43,260 Save the ammo! Nobody fire till I tell you! Nobody! 1257 01:34:44,930 --> 01:34:46,640 [Doc Jay screams] 1258 01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,980 Hold your fire! 1259 01:34:51,980 --> 01:34:54,520 ANIMAL MOTHER: What the fuck do we do now? 1260 01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:57,490 Give me that fucking radio. 1261 01:35:02,070 --> 01:35:03,830 Murph? This is Cowboy. Over. 1262 01:35:06,580 --> 01:35:10,920 We're in deep shit. Two men down. What's the story on the tank? Over. 1263 01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:14,090 MURPHY: Sorry, Cowboy. 1264 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:16,170 No luck so far with the tank. 1265 01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:18,130 Will advise. Over. 1266 01:35:19,670 --> 01:35:21,130 Roger. Out. 1267 01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:23,970 COWBOY: Numb-nut bastards. 1268 01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:25,890 Okay, listen up! 1269 01:35:28,770 --> 01:35:30,310 Can't wait for the tank. 1270 01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:32,990 They're going to hit us any minute. 1271 01:35:33,020 --> 01:35:34,940 When they do, we won't have time. 1272 01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:37,860 We have to pull out now. Get ready. 1273 01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:40,740 ANIMAL MOTHER: Wait! Hold it! 1274 01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:42,820 Nobody's pulling out! 1275 01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:45,130 There's only one fucking sniper! 1276 01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:46,200 Back off! 1277 01:35:46,620 --> 01:35:49,410 I'm calling the plays and I say we pull out! 1278 01:35:49,620 --> 01:35:51,550 What about Doc Jay and Eightball? 1279 01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:55,340 It's shitty, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1280 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,960 We're not leaving them out there! 1281 01:35:58,090 --> 01:35:59,880 COWBOY: They're wasted! 1282 01:36:00,170 --> 01:36:01,510 You know that! 1283 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,050 Come on, we gotta bring them back. 1284 01:36:04,340 --> 01:36:05,640 Let's do it! 1285 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:07,890 Stand down! That's a direct order. 1286 01:36:08,060 --> 01:36:10,180 [Gunshot, Doc Jay screams] 1287 01:36:12,230 --> 01:36:15,110 Fuck you, Cowboy! Fuck all you assholes! 1288 01:36:16,270 --> 01:36:18,200 [Rapid machine gun shots] 1289 01:36:18,230 --> 01:36:19,580 COWBOY: Goddamn it! 1290 01:36:19,610 --> 01:36:21,610 ANIMAL MOTHER: Fucking son of a bitch! 1291 01:36:21,780 --> 01:36:23,330 You motherfucker! 1292 01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,870 [Rapid machine gun shots continue] 1293 01:36:44,550 --> 01:36:45,890 ANIMAL MOTHER: Where's the sniper? 1294 01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,930 Doc, where's the sniper? 1295 01:36:57,480 --> 01:36:59,570 [Rapid machine gun shots] 1296 01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:02,240 Shit! 1297 01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:06,450 Shit! Fuck! 1298 01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:21,270 [Gunshot] 1299 01:37:21,300 --> 01:37:22,460 Fuck! 1300 01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:02,880 ANIMAL MOTHER: Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted! 1301 01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:06,420 There's only one sniper! 1302 01:38:08,050 --> 01:38:10,890 Move up the squad! You're clear up to here! 1303 01:38:16,770 --> 01:38:18,270 COWBOY: Son of a bitch. 1304 01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:30,200 No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock, come with me. We'll take a look. 1305 01:38:31,030 --> 01:38:33,450 COWBOY: You stay put and cover our ass! 1306 01:38:33,660 --> 01:38:35,700 We may come back in a big hurry! 1307 01:38:37,460 --> 01:38:40,580 JOKER: I'm going with you. RAFTERMAN: I'm coming, too. 1308 01:38:41,790 --> 01:38:43,600 COWBOY: All set? MARINES: Yeah. 1309 01:38:43,630 --> 01:38:44,460 Let's move! 1310 01:38:50,970 --> 01:38:53,010 [Gun firing in distance] 1311 01:38:57,230 --> 01:38:58,980 [Weapons rattling] 1312 01:39:25,630 --> 01:39:28,480 ANIMAL MOTHER: Top of the building, round the corner. 1313 01:39:28,510 --> 01:39:30,220 [Gun firing in distance] 1314 01:39:48,030 --> 01:39:49,820 Give me that radio. 1315 01:39:53,370 --> 01:39:54,700 This is Cowboy. Over. 1316 01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:00,080 [Gunshot] 1317 01:40:00,210 --> 01:40:02,370 [Gunshot echoes repeatedly] 1318 01:40:06,130 --> 01:40:09,770 RAFTERMAN: Holy shit! The sniper has a clean shot through the hole! 1319 01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,470 [Rapid gunshots] 1320 01:40:17,510 --> 01:40:19,350 [Panicked reactions] 1321 01:40:23,810 --> 01:40:25,200 That son of a bitch! 1322 01:40:25,230 --> 01:40:26,700 JOKER: You'll be all right. 1323 01:40:26,730 --> 01:40:29,070 Don't shit me, Joker! 1324 01:40:30,570 --> 01:40:32,900 JOKER: I'm not. You're my favorite turd. 1325 01:40:40,700 --> 01:40:42,370 DONLON: Hang on, man! Hang on! 1326 01:40:46,590 --> 01:40:47,880 I can hack it. 1327 01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:57,180 I can hack it. 1328 01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:56,660 Let's go get some payback. 1329 01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:04,660 Okay. 1330 01:42:14,300 --> 01:42:16,050 [Weapons rattling] 1331 01:42:20,550 --> 01:42:22,970 ANIMAL MOTHER: Watch that fucking hole. 1332 01:42:23,890 --> 01:42:26,140 ANIMAL MOTHER: Give them some smoke. 1333 01:42:29,350 --> 01:42:30,900 [Mortar shots] 1334 01:42:34,150 --> 01:42:35,940 [More mortar shots] 1335 01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:43,330 ANIMAL MOTHER: Ready? 1336 01:43:02,300 --> 01:43:05,640 [SIow, suspenseful instrumental music, background] 1337 01:43:24,450 --> 01:43:27,540 ANIMAL MOTHER: Donlon, Rock, that way. You two, with me. 1338 01:43:33,290 --> 01:43:35,710 ANIMAL MOTHER: Joker, in there! New Guy! 1339 01:43:44,010 --> 01:43:47,270 [SIow, suspenseful instrumental music continues] 1340 01:45:13,690 --> 01:45:16,940 [SIow, suspenseful instrumental music continues] 1341 01:45:40,050 --> 01:45:42,630 RAFTERMAN: We got the sniper! 1342 01:45:58,690 --> 01:46:00,770 [Sniper breathes heavily] 1343 01:46:20,540 --> 01:46:22,300 ANIMAL MOTHER: What's up? 1344 01:46:23,590 --> 01:46:25,340 JOKER: We got the sniper. 1345 01:46:38,270 --> 01:46:40,110 RAFTERMAN: I saved Joker's ass. 1346 01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:41,980 I got the sniper. 1347 01:46:42,520 --> 01:46:44,730 RAFTERMAN: I fucking blew her away! 1348 01:46:45,940 --> 01:46:47,490 RAFTERMAN: Am I bad? 1349 01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:51,280 RAFTERMAN: Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1350 01:47:02,340 --> 01:47:03,880 [Sniper prays] 1351 01:47:10,090 --> 01:47:11,760 What's she saying? 1352 01:47:15,770 --> 01:47:17,270 She's praying. 1353 01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:24,400 T.H.E. ROCK: No more boom-boom for this baby-san. 1354 01:47:27,860 --> 01:47:30,030 There's nothing we can do for her. 1355 01:47:31,910 --> 01:47:33,410 She's dead meat. 1356 01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:39,250 Okay. 1357 01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:43,040 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1358 01:47:47,710 --> 01:47:49,050 What about her? 1359 01:47:53,470 --> 01:47:54,600 Fuck her. 1360 01:47:56,390 --> 01:47:57,680 Let her rot. 1361 01:48:00,140 --> 01:48:03,530 [SIow, melancholic instrumental music, background] 1362 01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:05,690 [Sniper continues to pray] 1363 01:48:14,530 --> 01:48:16,490 We can't just leave her here. 1364 01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:21,460 Hey, asshole... 1365 01:48:22,290 --> 01:48:24,040 ...Cowboy's wasted. 1366 01:48:25,090 --> 01:48:27,090 You're fresh out of friends. 1367 01:48:28,710 --> 01:48:30,560 I'm running this squad now. 1368 01:48:30,590 --> 01:48:33,970 And I say we leave the gook for the mother-Ioving rats. 1369 01:48:38,770 --> 01:48:41,100 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1370 01:48:43,730 --> 01:48:46,730 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1371 01:48:48,530 --> 01:48:51,780 [SIow, melancholic instrumental music continues] 1372 01:48:52,700 --> 01:48:54,360 [Sniper gasping] 1373 01:48:57,200 --> 01:48:58,620 Shoot...me. 1374 01:49:02,080 --> 01:49:03,290 Shoot... 1375 01:49:04,420 --> 01:49:05,460 ...me. 1376 01:49:17,930 --> 01:49:20,270 If you want to waste her, go on... 1377 01:49:23,310 --> 01:49:24,520 ...waste her. 1378 01:49:30,230 --> 01:49:33,400 [SIow, dramatic instrumental music, background] 1379 01:49:49,090 --> 01:49:50,250 Shoot. 1380 01:50:15,490 --> 01:50:16,820 [Gunshot] 1381 01:50:36,970 --> 01:50:38,760 [Rafterman cackles] 1382 01:50:41,890 --> 01:50:46,060 RAFTERMAN: We'll have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of...Ugly! 1383 01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:51,980 DONLON: Hardcore, man. 1384 01:50:54,690 --> 01:50:56,440 DONLON: Fucking hardcore. 1385 01:50:57,820 --> 01:51:00,910 [SIow, dramatic instrumental music continues] 1386 01:51:14,090 --> 01:51:18,170 JOKER: We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1387 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:23,470 We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night. 1388 01:51:30,850 --> 01:51:33,150 [Marines chanting in cadence] 1389 01:51:33,480 --> 01:51:36,940 MARINES: ♪ We play fair and we work hard And we're in harmony 1390 01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:39,820 ♪ M-l-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1391 01:51:46,660 --> 01:51:49,290 ♪ Forever let us hold our banner high 1392 01:51:51,210 --> 01:51:53,310 ♪ Boys and girls from far and near 1393 01:51:53,340 --> 01:51:55,340 ♪ You're welcome as can be 1394 01:51:55,710 --> 01:51:57,630 ♪ M-l-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E 1395 01:52:00,260 --> 01:52:02,590 ♪ Who's the leader of the club...♪ 1396 01:52:02,970 --> 01:52:06,510 JOKER: My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... 1397 01:52:07,470 --> 01:52:11,940 ...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy. 1398 01:52:14,150 --> 01:52:16,480 I am so happy that I am alive... 1399 01:52:17,070 --> 01:52:19,240 ...in one piece, and short. 1400 01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:23,490 I'm in a world of shit, yes. 1401 01:52:24,740 --> 01:52:26,240 But I am alive. 1402 01:52:26,950 --> 01:52:28,620 And I am not afraid. 1403 01:52:28,830 --> 01:52:31,120 [Cadenced chanting continues]